"It's Embarrasing to come to Your Senses and find You Haven't Got Any."

What's your favorite quote? They were talking about it on Air 1 yesterday. (http://www.air1.com) Comment me!

We've had revival at our church since Sunday. Ya'll should come this guy is really good!!!!!!! Bill Stafford's the name. First Baptist Church, 6:30 tommorow night. This might attract you Baptists more than anything I've said so far........THERE'S FOOD BEFOREHAND!!!!!!!! Hahaha! I love joking about that! While I'm at it here's part of a song Mike Williams (christian comiedian,3rd funniest man in USA) sings. I can't remember all of it but here's some....

YOU MIGHT BE SOUTHERN BAPTIST IF....

(Chorus) If we can't laugh at ourselves we shouldn't laugh at others. Gotta learn that humor starts at home. take the beam from your eye, build a bridge to your brother's. When we laugh our pride is sure to go.

You might be a Southern Baptist if you've ever joined Sunday School so you could play softball!

You might be a Southern Baptist if the preacher's name is written on the board in dry-erase marker!

You might be a Southern Baptist if you've ever choked on a communion wafer 'cause there just wasn't enough juice to get your throat to swallow!

If you've got a statue of Lottie Moon on your desk!

If you wanted to call your Sunday school class "Dorcas"!

You might be a Southern Baptist if in the bulletin the word "brotherhood" is always followed by the word "breakfast"!

G2G! I'll thinka more.

Meggy T