Happy Birthday Lane!!! Lane is now 15! So Lane, believe it or not, this is what happened on your birthday three days ago. You went out to check the mail, and the owner of the zoo is running toward you. He says, "Are you Lane T?" You're a little freaked out, but he quickly says, "The zoo is in desperate need of your services! Most of our zookeepers have chicken pox and the others are on vacation and we can't bring them back cuz their wives just had babies!" (That was somewhat of an inside joke to all you curious onlookers:P) So you gasp and go to the zoo in the zoo guy's limousine!
you don't have a problem. You feed all the animals, but you have a LOT of fun when you put on a rubber suit and join the sea lions!!! You THINK you're having the most fun ever, but when the zookeeper thanks you for all your work and gives you the baby sea lion to keep, you go a little nuts.
His name is Martin! You take him home and show everybody, but it turns out that he is not your biggest surprise. You look in the backyard and find that the boys have filled the trampoline up to the top of the netting in Red Flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance! You jump in and have all sorts of fun, then hose off and come in for presents. Wait, AAAAAAA! Halt! Erak! What are you doing here? How'd you get in this blog party? Get out! Now!
And no, it's not two inches long. And one more...
Gandalf comes and gives you his staff to use for one day as a birthday surprise! You turn several of your brothers into unnatural things and give the dog the toes of a dragon before you finally get the darn thing figured out. But soon you're flying around and make us a nice cookfire on the... kitchen floor. We are all very relieved when Gandalf comes to take it back. AND GUESS WHAT HE DOES WHILE HE'S HERE???
BIG FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!! Huzzah!!!!! We have a lot of fun until the cops show up and give us a ticket. Oh well, it was still awesome:P
Now to the NEXT blog party!!!! J-dude is 8!!!!!!!!!!! Happy birthday Bah-bah!!!!!! For your blog party, you wake up and find...
A zillion awesome airsoft guns on your bed!!! You take them outside and shoot a bunch of people and rabbits and the like, until...
A member of the 501st rushes up to you and salutes. "We need your help sir!" He says. "The droids are too many! We need a Jedi!"
You smile and say "No problem!" You pull off your top layer of clothes...
And you are Jedi Joshua!!! You force run to the scene, where the droids are killing the clones. You turn all the droids into scrap metal!!! Yoda hears of your great deeds, and puts you on the Jedi council! All that action made you hungry, so you go home and eat...
375,497 pieces of pizza!!!
Present time!!! I give you a big box of robot parts and you build this robot!!!
He is called Bday8!!! Mom and Dad give you...
A bunch of old coins worth a lot of money!!! Oh wait, there's someone at the door!
Hi Ronaldo!!! He says happy birthday to you and shows you some new awesome soccer moves so you can smoke everybody! Hooray! Those kids don't stand a chance!
Welp, that's it! I hope you both had lovely blog parties! Lots of love!
Hi Meggy. I've been trying to reach you, but I lost your e-mail. I would like permission to use a scene you wrote for the WW lessons in my new Reach for the Stars writing workbook that is being published. If this is OK, please send this info to me at susankmarlow@comcast.net:
ReplyDeleteSusan Marlow has my permission to use any examples of work done by me [your name] in her writing workbook.
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If you already saw this and sent it, then forgive me. I lost it. I'm trying to compile all the permissions so I can acknowledge all of you in the book.
thanks!
You're so cute!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAYS TO YA'LL!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhoothoo!!
Wow! That's really cool! I like Martin! Thanks so much for all the cool things!
ReplyDeleteJad loved the robot and let out a big gasp when he saw Ronaldo!
That last comment was also from Jad
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