Sunday, September 02, 2012

The Darcy Disposition (or ode to the serious male types)

Ok ladies, I've got a bone to pick with yall.

You all know this guy.

Ah yes, the fabulous Mr. Darcy. And for those of you who (bizarrely) have problems with that one...

There. Now you can relax. 
Anyway moving on. Mr. Darcy. You know him, and most likely you have some manner of affection for him. If you don't, stop reading this and go golfing or play some pool and watch with the boys, because you most likely are not female.
I'm kidding.
My point is, girls like this guy in general. I explain that because I'm nice that way.

But Darcy is not the only hero who is like, well...HIM. There are actually many others of his disposition.

 Mhm, that's right. The dude from the lucky one. Coolness.

I hate to add this one, but I'm in the process of making a point.

 Yeah, him too. Edward Cullen from Twilight. There, THAT kept you from being blinded by sheer awesomeness in this post.
You're welcome.
There are many more guys like this in movies, but it's late and my mind's blanking out on it, so I'll just move on again while you think of them for yourself.

What traits do these guys have in common?
  • Quiet
  • Heroic
  • They're the good guys
  • You don't usually use the word "extremes" in the same week as you say their name
  • Serious
  • Reserved
  • Chivalrous
  • Don't care to say much
  • (with the exception of Edward) happen to have quite dashing good looks
  • women watching their movies LOVE them.
The quiet ones.
The introverts.
The steadies.
The mysterious heroes.
Let's focus on that last point up there. It is a fact universally acknowledged that most females watching these movies will fall in love with these characters. The Edward Cullen tee shirt is everywhere and his hype is just about to start up again. The Lucky One goes without saying. Mr. Darcy is a common household name and all the girls say stuff like "I would so be perfect with Mr. Darcy, I wish there were still guys like him". 

Here's the shocker...THERE ARE.

Shocker number 2: If Mr. Darcy or any of these guys leaped out of the screen in a tee shirt and jeans and showed up at your school, you would have nothing to do with him.
It's true. For most girls.
He would never be popular.
He'd never be "cool"
You would call him "weird", or even better--that horrible, shallow, meaningless word that is so popular to use when you feel uncomfortable for stupid reasons: "awkward".
Off screen, you wouldn't recognize him at all.

I say these things because I've seen it firsthand. I know several guys like this. You see, I even have one.

The guy like Darcy does not care to smile. He does not care to speak all the time. There is a common misconception that, though these quiet types are mostly silent, when they DO speak it is something profound. This is not really true either. Think about it: Mr. Darcy was NOTORIOUS for saying the wrong thing. The Zac Effron guy waited around forever when he couldn't think about how to tell that girl about how he found the picture and all. They come across as socially awkward, shy, even rude. Some guys may be that way, but not these that I'm talking about. They're just not good at talking. That' all there is to it. 
Another misconception is that a steady doesn't have a temper. Not very true either. I mean, did you SEE Mr. Darcy go off on Lizzie that first time he tried to propose? A quiet guy can get mad, and may even holler and raise cain.
But you know what they do?
They listen.

Even when you think they're not, they're listening. And then they think, they process and they retain. 
They do the right thing. That is a common trait they all share. They might not all be rocket scientists who invent the best way to do everything, but that quiet thought goes to something. They are workhorses to get things done and do what needs doing. They're not afraid to get their hands dirty over it. And what they do is RIGHT. They APOLOGIZE when it's not their fault. They want to forgive and forget. Everybody's selfish, but these guys are less so than most people.
 What else do they do? They try for YOU. Yes you, who feel uncomfortable at their presence because they are so serious, and don't have a busload of friends around them at all times. They work on their countenances to be more approachable, since it is friendly to look friendly. They are not perpetually in a bad mood, but being the laughy-jokey happy-go-lucky life of the party is work for them.

And you know what?
I get impatient too sometimes when I would rather talk about something or act without thinking like I should. But I'm learning. I like to think I'm learning pretty well...I have a good teacher. These guys will teach you a lot. I won't make excuses for how you see them, because you don't know them.

So ladies, I do not care if you like these movie guys...but if you do, you had BETTER like them in real life. If it's just because they're hot, there are plenty other hot movie guys. Go like them. But don't say the quiet guys are awesome unless you're willing to chill with the name calling and actually appreciate them.
Cuz I do. 

Friday, August 31, 2012

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Vote for On the Verge of Mediocre!

Watch the cool video and vote everyday when you brush your teeth.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Adventures in HAIR!

Well my friends, the time had come. The lovely bestie Pickens Woman came to my dwelling prepared to unload on my head. Threw on this year's VBS shirt for the messy part...it had run it's course of usefulness and heck, we were about to do some "amazing wonders" :P

Before

 Foiled!

 Can you believe it was her first time bleaching highlights?! WAY AWESOME.

 A bit of discussion, a trip to Sally's and an interesting woman later, we had purple stuff! 
And thus was born LADY PURPLEFINGERS.

dun dun DUN!!!!

We really don't know either on this one. But if you don't do it like this, I'm sure you didn't do it right...

All finished!

These bright ones are on bottom.
LOVE having color!!!! It definitely looks the best out in the sun where you can see all the different dimensions of purpleness.
Thanks to my big sissers!
Now I'm gonna post this so I can go chat with her... :P

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Cool creations

Summer is the time for craftiness and doing stuff! Here's some of what I've been doing...

 For a sweet manicure, cut out cool clips of magazines (to the actual shape of your nail is best, but I didn't figure that out till AFTER pics)...

I wanted those awesome typographic nails as you can see.

 Paint a clear layer onto your nails and once it's tacky, press the clipping onto your nail. Trim any access.

 Not perfect, but fun!

 Super secret peach lemonade that my guy taught me! YUM.

 Awesome french braid tuck on my sissy.

 Reversible apron for a friend getting married :) Find the pattern here.

This side has pockets too, but you can't really see. This was a fun project!

Now I'm off to try...
These little beauties! I feel so behind...never made a cake pop.

Until today my friends. Until today.

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Singin kiddos

IBC had it's 4th of July celebration this past Sunday! So fun. And cute. You should've been there really, but if you weren't I'll give you a little taste of what went down and you will WEEP to not have been there and sit on the front row next kids show...whenever that is...Thanksgiving maybe??


 So cute!

 Twinkies!

 Oh my...

 White guys

 We had some fellas from Best Buy show up.

These two girls are the cutest!
 
I've been trying to post a video, but it is being impossible. Arg. But hopefully the pics give you the idea of the cuteness :)

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Stuff I may do this week...

 
Hip hop class on Tuesday! I am SO EXCITED!! 
Note: I will be able to do this move in never amount of time.

Isn't this bracelet so cute? I have a pile of old tee shirts on my floor that I'm still trying to decide whether or not it's ok to rip up for this project.

 
Fruit flush. May try this out in a twisted sense of fun. I love junk food. Just had a bunch of it though visiting family over the weekend, and I like to "tune up" every once in awhile...aka go to the chiropractor and get snapped back in shape, go to the dentist and in this case: detox a lil bit.
But I'm still thinking about it. 

The splits!
Ok, so I prolly won't master it this week per se. But I'm closer than I've ever been in my life, which is way cool. 
I'll use this picture to say I'm gonna work out too.
I really have been getting better...honest! I have the upper body strength of a T-rex at this point!
Yeeeeeeeeah.

Gonna find this book and start it! Actually I've already started it. I'm guessing with all the bits and pieces I've heard/read in the past I've read half the book. But it will be nice to knock out the whole thing of it in one shot!


Highlights! Gonna figure it out and not be chicken! For real! Stop laughing! SHUT UP!

Bring it on Monday.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Summer's sumthin else!

May's almost over already! Being off school is cool stuff...I've had time to do more craftyish things, reading, cooking, etc. I have some design work to do over the Summer but I'm pushing it off :P Without further ado, pics of what I've been up to:

 Headband and matching card for a girlfriend. Find the pattern here!

 Summer means VBS and VBS means clowning! Funfun. Got a few gigs in the near future, plus leading worship time at our VBS as a human being! And this guy I met is really cool. He throws bread and stuff.

30% off sale at SAVERS!!!! Check out my goodies, for $22! Yay!

Yes, those are TOMS!!! I ordered size 7s, "new" off eBay, from "a United States seller" for $20. I figured they must be defective in some way. Soon after, I received a size 8 pair with the soles not glued down and arch padding on only the right shoe...from China. 
BUT!
They fit good enough for me to keep them, I glued the soles down and I'm still debating the left arch thing...I think one of those makeup sponges will do the job. Either way, I have toms and I'm happy about it! :)
See the colorful hair people? I won't do a million colors at a time like that, but looking forward to trying out some highlights! Got that box of bleach and 3 different colors for around $7 at Walmart yesterday.

Tried some new hair thing today. Kinda hard to see from the pics, but you get the idea right?

Cheese!

Today's agenda: Take the girlies out to see Mirror Mirror :D and maybe start coding a website :|. 
Bye now!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

A random post

What's up with me these days? Hmmmmm...

Well first off, you should probably go see this movie. This particular love story I didn't fancy so well (but my bestie thinks it's sock-em'-bopper) and there are some elements I found sorta dumb, but the message is good :) It's not Facing the Giants or Fireproof, but it's nice to be able to go see a movie that is uplifting in more than just a feel goody sort of way. And my BUD will tell you I cried. This is only half true.

Where there's a do, there's a don't. Don't go see the Lorax. It's not a REAL Dr. Seuss movie. Don't waste your time unless you just wanna go see a random cartoon. Then you can go see the Lorax.

Been working on designing case statement and now a big huge project for the local food banks in our area. A lot of work, but still exciting. Ready to be done with this semester...5 weeks left! Or is it 6? Tell me not.

Went to a fantabulous concert over spring break and saw Kiros, Nine Lashes, Manafest, TFK and Red! Nine Lashes was the big thing for me, cuz I'd never seen them live before and Red was great, but not as good as when I'd seen them in the past. We have pics, so go look on Facebook.

Not last and not least either, MOVING HOUSE. Packing boxes and such like that. We're moving into a rent house next month, and I'm really happy it's in town.
ANNNNNNNNNND I just got really Pinterest and history paper distracted, forgot about this post, just found it again, and now it's time to go to sleep. Like a boss. Go me ;P

Oh, and the boys are back in soccer. Looking forward to some games!
Bye now.

Friday, March 09, 2012

Some good things shouldn't come to end.

Farewell to my first love. You will be missed.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

A bit of design...

So I thought I'd compile some fun stuff I've been working on this last little bit in school. I've got a fantastic gang of classy people who can keep competition hefty, but are always there to help out and give advice and bring food :D I am so fortunate to have such an awesome class. My teachers also happen to be the best of the best. They push me to things I didn't know I could do and give of their time (in and out of school) to teach us great design. Without further ado, here's some stuff.


Graphic Design. Clean. Adobe Illustrator

Graphic Design. Quadrants, Playful. Photoshop

Graphic Design. Alphabet Postcard. Photoshop

Graphic Design.

Digital Illustration. Hand illustrated Caterpillar with Adobe Illustrator.

Digital Illustration. Ballet Tee Shirt Design. Adobe Illustrator. The local dance company selected this design as their company shirt. Waiting to meet with them to talk about revisions :)

Digital Illustration. Self-Portrait Playing card. Adobe Illustrator.

Advanced Type. Form & Counterform. Adobe Illustrator with Baskerville and Gill Sans.